One time I was on the tippy top of a mountain and I was up so high that I took a bite of the clouds and I closed my eyes and let it melt on my tongue and everyone asks me what it tasted like and I always say “a cloud”, because i’m not sure how else to describe the taste and we raced from the tippy top to the sky and I won because I always do and these new nike shoes are also very nice and I jumped from the cloud I was napping on and dove into the sea beneath me and befriended a mermaid named Madeline and god, she was divine and her hair was long and blonde and I asked her “Madeline can I be a mermaid” and she told me to breathe and put her hand over my mouth and I could not breathe and the sea became my watery grave and my whole life I saved you all and I could not save myself